An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking beer. The bartender finally says that the bar is closed. So he stands up to leave and falls flat on his face.
He figures he’ll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.
Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his face.
So he crawls home and at the door stands up and falls flat on his face. He crawls through the door and up the stairs. When he reaches his bed he tries one more time to stand up.
This time he falls right into bed and is sound asleep.
He awakens the next morning to his wife standing over him shouting at him. “So, you’ve been out drinking again!!”
“How did you know?” he asks.
“The pub called, you left your wheelchair there again!!”
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Irishman at the pub
Øl er bedre enn kvinner fordi:
- En øl maser ikke om at dere skal få små halvlitere.
- Ølen venter seg ikke en times forspill før den tilfredsstiller deg.
- Hvis du forandrer smak med hensyn til øltype eller ølens størrelse,trenger du ikke å ty til advokat.
- En øl ombestemmer seg ikke etter at du har fått av toppen.
- En øl holder deg ikke våken etterpå for å snakke om respekt.
- Å bli ferdig med en øl på 3 sekunder er noe å være stolt over.
- En øl ser like fristende ut om morgenen som den gjorde da puben stengte.
- En øl er ikke ute etter noe varig forhold.
