Chuck Norris fakta #52

Chuck Norris eats eight meals a day. Seven are steak, and the last is the rest of the cow.
 
Chuck Norris does know what Willis is talking about!
 
Chuck Norris don’t open no can of whoopass. He makes his own.
 
Chuck Norris could shoot someone and still have time to roundhouse kick him in the face before the bullet hit.
 
Chuck Norris’s body temperature is 98.6 degrees… Celsius.
 
The world’s fastest car has 7 gears.  5, 6, and Chuck Norris.
 
The active ingredient in Red Bull is Chuck Norris’s sweat.
 
The Seven Wonders of the ancient world were: Chuck Norris’ left and right hands, his left and right feet, his belly button, his liver, and his beard.
 
When Chuck Norris goes to Vegas, he doesn’t have to gamble. The casinos just give him stacks of money.
 
In an emergency, Chuck Norris can be used as a floatation device.