Chuck Norris fakta #51

When Chuck Norris spits out watermelon seeds, he puts a machine gun to shame
 
Chuck Norris doesnt use after shave, he uses liquid hot magma.
 
When Chuck norris found this web-site while surfing the internt, he round house kicked his computer…10 new facts were added instantly.including this one
 
You can lead a horse to water but cannot make him drink, unless you’re Chuck Norris
 
No matter what your mother always said, Chuck Norris can tune a fish.
 
Chuck Norris is ” The best a man can get ”
 
On Valentine’s Day, Chuck Norris gives his wife the still beating heart of one of his enemies. Being very romantic, Chuck Norris believes every day should be Valentine’s Day.
 
Scientists believe the world began with the “Big Bang”. Chuck Norris shrugs it off as a “bad case of gas”.
 
Chuck Norris let the dogs out.
 
Chuck Norris visits an active volcano every morning to get some of “the best damn espresso on Earth”.