Chuck Norris fakta #49

Chuck Norris wears Orion’s Belt around his pinky toe and he eats with the Big Dipper.
 
Chuck Norris eats lightning and farts thunder.
 
Lightning never strikes twice in one place because Chuck Norris is looking for it.
 
Chuck Norris was once a knight in King Arthur’s court.  He was known as Sir Beatdown.
 
Chuck Norris once played rugby by himself.  He went undefeated. Chuck Norris once played rugby by himself.  He went undefeated.
 
In Desert Storm the reason why the Iraqi army surrendered so quickly because they knew Chuck Norris was coming.
 
Chuck Norris has never looked a baby in the eyes cause it might him cry but if he does it also makes him want to punch a baby.
 
Chuck norris doesnt go at the speed of light, he goes at the speed of Norris
 
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
 
Before sliced bread, people used to say “Thats the greatest thing since Chuck Norris”. But Chuck Norris was displeased by this. So he roundhouse kicked a loaf of bread into slices.